black midi is a snowflake genre of music that requires more attention and time than your newborn baby in order to understand it and bear the regret and despair it humbly gives you back
i quit black midis
your average black midi audience has an attention span of a fetus. a little bit longer if the midi is bad apple or night of nights or death waltz or in the hall of the mountain king or rush b
anyone in the community is a blacker even if they dont make any midi
there are no other girls in the community other than rjyren
impossible/piano/remix/grey/gray/dark/MIDI are all just black midi with a different name to try and attract viewers
most blackers dont know how to compose/transcribe
some blackers will spit and brag on you for not having what they have, and even worse, secretly
some blackers make their midis private because they're insecure of the credibility of their ownership of their midi, while others are egotistical and just want to look special
some blackers make their sfs private because they're dramatic egotistical assholes who want to look special
some blackers are more invested in busting reuploads of other blacker's videos than blacking midis because they're egotistical
black midi and Black MIDI are both music for everyone. the latter is miles more egotistical
declan has watched every english black midi video
there is no such thing as a <insert ethnic group here> black midi style. there is however, the blacker's style
if the three of you together cant play the sheet music, then that must be a black midi to you
you dont have to be the first ever to black a particular song to be special
you can black the song more than once
there's no such thing as a realistic sf if you have shit unrealistic speakers/headphones
kaleidonkep99 created and destroyed keppy's synthesizer
blackers who rampage when their midi/sf gets leaked are the most annoying in the community
some chinese person from the community made a battalion of discord accounts to spite on some coward
to "blacken" a midi means the same thing
kryo key ksp j274 sdet zdoc are from an existing vst/sample library and so are most sfs used in black midi videos
the piano doesn't necessarily have to sound realistic, it just needs to sound interesting
takabo doesnt release 64-bit domino to keep the multimillion-note blackers minimized
most soundfonts only tell you their name and not what model of piano they are from because they want to look special
the main point of legit runs aren't that amusing
kryo key was sold for $30/$60
tdp leaked gave away kryo key to everyone
hydri has no balls nor kryo key
kaydac make uselessful chikara programs like xsynth and fofbad
ksp versions only have two flavors: subbassy and not subbassy
gingeas leaked sdet
zekar hunts lolis
icewiimaker is not a girl
ombs is also not a girl
"dark midi" is not just a black midi, it is a disappointment and an embarassment too
some blackers say they miss a past generation of the black midi community even tho they never took part on it
selling black midi files by itself is a mortal sin
when in doubt, just repeat the previous pattern/segment
when youre annoyed and frustrated, just blame fof for an instant soothing feeling of stress relief. i blame fof
east asian women are beautiful when they wear a black midi dress. they are also beautiful if they wear nothing
khang is a lazy genius cursed by touhou
some blackers have a girlfriend. while some has a boyfriend
i swear if i see another black midi of an anime op/ed
first we got TGM's toolbox, then we got imagetomidi, now we have w2m and hyper-scrolling
color events is emerging technology
thomas did nothing wrong
jimme tried to look professional but failed so he tried to look like a villain and it was a HUGE SUCCESS!!!
abmt was a meme
we still don't know who Clavinova was
arduano is an original character from the monogatari series who also coincidentally created zenith 3
2d erin stole the intro in his desire drive midi from a touhou medley arrangement
comparing midi note count is like comparing yugioh card count
size only matters if youre a complete fulltime whore
height does not correlate to anything other than how much the mother brags about it to everyone around her
black midi note art are the least inspiring art
methods of blacking varies in efficiency between blackers. stick to what makes you create the most
make your black midis sound like a musical performance, not a construction site
brian pantano is the father of black midi visualization
domino is not a daw
note art are supposed to support and groove with the audio, not overtake it
once you black, you will never turn back
all phrases are made by han serin. please seek official permission to use any of han serin's phrases
1. record samples
2. you have no piano to record around you
3. steal samples from a vst
4. import all samples at highest velocity to fl studio
5. add maximus to the master track
6. click on "LOW" then turn every knob to its highest value
5. ask zdoc what reverb he uses. he will say altiverb 7 in malaysian
4. pirate and install altiverb 7 then add it to the master track
3. make sure the mix knob is balanced by turning it to 100%
2. export samples using a cancerous technique using directwave and pattern clip rendering
1. wait for about 15 minutes
0. if it takes longer to render, you probably put too less altiverbs for the higher frequency decay/release to diffuse
-1. import the samples to sf2 or sfz using polyphone or notepad
-2. think of a cool name every kids will love like "Nesfruta Keys" or something
-3. dont add cutoff filters to the sf. that will ruin the realism of the samples
-4. upload the sf2/sfz to mega then sell it for 30 dollars
congratulations-you-are-now-a-sf-maker.wav